I love blonde jokes...

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A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.

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A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?"
"ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"

A smart Blonde, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and A dumb Blonde are walking down the street. there's a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk. What do they do?

The First 3 don't exist, and the dumb blonde spits her gum in it and throws it away.

How do you kill a blonde?

1 Hit her with a parked car
2 Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool

[Lacrosse_Freak]

Excellent work all, these are some good stuff...

hehe, i love blonde jokes. i think the fact that i'm blonde makes them seem even funnier. lol, keep up the good work yall.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"What?? Do you want me to break a nail?"