Bang Poetry

[EvilBang]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was moving, not even bill's mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Shalia held close her sloth teddy bear
Bang and Spawn were snug tight in their beds
Arguing what to do with each of Bill's heads
Nexus was naked, except for her mask
She bent han over, and reamed his tight ass
Then all of the sudden, the house was shook
In popped a person like a midnight crook
Everyone stopped to look at the sight
With a straw in left hand, handcuffs in her right
She laughed gleefully and shouted her dictum
Snickers looked at the crowd, and chose her first victem
How unlucky for Billion, she saw him first
She shrimped his butt raw, till he thought he would burst
Then in came the dragon, roused from his sleep
But not to save anything -- He just wanted to peep
So he watched her move on, to the next quaking man
Poor sittner, as it happened, was caught on the can
And on she went, not stopping till dawn
When she met her match in the only Hell Spawn
He sated her hunger for violence and lust
And paid rapt attention to her plentiful bust
As the rest of the house sat alone having fits,
Spawn waved out the window and shouted, "Merry Christmas, Tits."

gg,
Saint Nicholas.

[Vlad]

Wow.... i feel Violated..... like my eyes ...yea.. nm... anno matter how bad it got... i had to keep reading... 'gratz bang

[Nexus]

hmmm.. as long as it was hann its ok..


but i still feel like ive violated him.. lol

[Psycho]

Sloth, the red-nosed chubby
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it blows.

All of the other sloths
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Sloth
join in any chubby games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Shay came to say:
"Sloth with your chubby so tight,
won't you spread my legs tonight?"

Then all the sloths loved him
as they pointed out with glee,
Sloth the red-headed chubby,
you'll go down on me in history!

[Shalia]

I feel so violated...

I'm gonna go cry now.

[EvilBang]

For Shalia:

So cruel is the world, to little sloths
Or little frogs, whose appearance is lost
They have no voice to fend for themselves
So they need the protection of one of the elves
And here comes Shalia to their defense
Of her assistance, they cannot dispence
In a world where sloths stand alone
Er - frogs - Shalia makes teasers atone
She pretends to be innocent, but it's part of her ploy
Her secret plan - to get all teasers destroyed
So be careful when you make fun of her frog
Cause she'll gut you and cook you
Like a Holiday Hog.

<3 frogs/sloths/thingies
St. Nicholas.

[han0987]

lol.. i was violated... oh well.... better that then sloth sex....

[Psycho]

Upon her bed the sloth does hang
As limp as a clowns wang
He stands guard not moving a muscle
Ever ready for a protective tussle
For a Princess he does serve
Down to every sexy curve
His watchful eyes scan the room
Repelling all impending doom
Wether it be an evil taco
Or just a stalking paco
For that is the job
of a royal sloth.

<3 Sloth

[BlackPlague]

lol good ones banger

[Nexus]

you guys make me giggle..


poor shay and her frog..


or sloth..

w/e u pick :-D