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Old 06-07-2006, 07:26 PM
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Default 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of
them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and
"break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#
kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go
up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good sh!t."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm
never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh sh!t what the hell happened?"
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Old 06-07-2006, 08:45 PM
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Default Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. 2. 3. 4. 6. 7. 8. 9. 11. 12. 13. 15. 16. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. and 25. are true.... damn...
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

Is it sad that at least half of those apply to me NOW? And I'm only 19. :\
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:12 AM
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LIES LIES ITS ALL A BUNCH OF LIES I AM NOT A GROWN UP.....
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:28 PM
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ahhahaah old people ;P im still young
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:25 PM
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lol same here shay ... OMG WE"RE OLD !!!!!
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:26 AM
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im in the boat with the old ppl.... all well, grab out the corn flakes :-o :-o
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:28 AM
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Hehe, but corn pops are so much better, right ec?
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Old 06-09-2006, 02:55 PM
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mmmmmm corn pops (old people drooling sounds) :sleep:
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:07 PM
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ooooooh that is so true flame,but i,m like fine wine , i get better with age.....PASS THE METAMUCILE HONEY. :lol:
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