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Bang Poetry
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was moving, not even bill's mouse The stockings were hung by the chimney with care Shalia held close her sloth teddy bear Bang and Spawn were snug tight in their beds Arguing what to do with each of Bill's heads Nexus was naked, except for her mask She bent han over, and reamed his tight ass Then all of the sudden, the house was shook In popped a person like a midnight crook Everyone stopped to look at the sight With a straw in left hand, handcuffs in her right She laughed gleefully and shouted her dictum Snickers looked at the crowd, and chose her first victem How unlucky for Billion, she saw him first She shrimped his butt raw, till he thought he would burst Then in came the dragon, roused from his sleep But not to save anything -- He just wanted to peep So he watched her move on, to the next quaking man Poor sittner, as it happened, was caught on the can And on she went, not stopping till dawn When she met her match in the only Hell Spawn He sated her hunger for violence and lust And paid rapt attention to her plentiful bust As the rest of the house sat alone having fits, Spawn waved out the window and shouted, "Merry Christmas, Tits." gg, Saint Nicholas.
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Wow.... i feel Violated..... like my eyes ...yea.. nm... anno matter how bad it got... i had to keep reading... 'gratz bang
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hmmm.. as long as it was hann its ok..
but i still feel like ive violated him.. lol
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Sloth, the red-nosed chubby
had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it blows. All of the other sloths used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Sloth join in any chubby games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Shay came to say: "Sloth with your chubby so tight, won't you spread my legs tonight?" Then all the sloths loved him as they pointed out with glee, Sloth the red-headed chubby, you'll go down on me in history!
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I feel so violated...
I'm gonna go cry now.
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For Shalia:
So cruel is the world, to little sloths Or little frogs, whose appearance is lost They have no voice to fend for themselves So they need the protection of one of the elves And here comes Shalia to their defense Of her assistance, they cannot dispence In a world where sloths stand alone Er - frogs - Shalia makes teasers atone She pretends to be innocent, but it's part of her ploy Her secret plan - to get all teasers destroyed So be careful when you make fun of her frog Cause she'll gut you and cook you Like a Holiday Hog. <3 frogs/sloths/thingies St. Nicholas.
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lol.. i was violated... oh well.... better that then sloth sex....
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Upon her bed the sloth does hang
As limp as a clowns wang He stands guard not moving a muscle Ever ready for a protective tussle For a Princess he does serve Down to every sexy curve His watchful eyes scan the room Repelling all impending doom Wether it be an evil taco Or just a stalking paco For that is the job of a royal sloth. <3 Sloth
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lol good ones banger
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you guys make me giggle..
poor shay and her frog.. or sloth.. w/e u pick :-D
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