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Old 07-08-2006, 11:24 AM
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One day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and
bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.

On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make
them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog
did?" And God agreed.

On the next day, God created the cow and
said: "You must go into the field with the
farmer all day long and suffer under
the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this,I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life. You want me to live for sixty years. How about
twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again..

Then on the next day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
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Old 07-10-2006, 06:40 PM
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die." Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in
the rear of the plane.

The Texan was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, the Texan started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time.

No one moved. The Texan removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chiseled chest.

The woman gasped softly

Then, the Texan spoke...



"Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
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Old 07-23-2006, 06:38 PM
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